Friday, August 28

Movie Review: Jurassic World (2015)

Length: 2 hr & 3 min
Released: 2015
Genre: Action/Adventure, Mystery, & Sci-Fi
Rating: PG13
Where I Got It: Seen it in theaters


Located off the coast of Costa Rica, the Jurassic World luxury resort provides a habitat for an array of genetically engineered dinosaurs, including the vicious and intelligent Indominus rex. When the massive creature escapes, it sets off a chain reaction that causes the other dinos to run amok. Now, it's up to a former military man and animal expert to use his special skills to save two young brothers and the rest of the tourists from an all-out, prehistoric assault.


First I must say....loved the old movies....second.....those movies made me terrified by dinosaurs.

This movie made me scared of genetically modified dinosaurs EVEN more. WHAT ARE YOU THINKING!??????!!!!!?????!!! REALLY????!!! There is a secret gene that they added to this beast to make it scarier and smarter. Its a spoiler and I shall not say. BUT I WAS PISSED! It was a great twist to the story, but I WAS PISSED AT THE SCIENTISTS AND OWNER OF THE PARK! YOU ARE OUT OF YOUR DAMN MINDS!!!!!!

This was a fantastic movie. It does well by the other movies. It is a sequel to the original storyline. A new owner hires the old scientists to continue their work and make it into a theme park with rides and attractions and so forth. Beautiful special effects. Especially with the huge prehistoric whale thing (I apologize for my lack of dino knowledge and names). If this park existed, I would NEVER go even if it was all expense paid. NO WAY! Nope. 

I loved the Hot Guy. I can't remember his name, but he was hot, funny, and good with animals - even the scary raptors. I thought it was genius to have him be the alpha since he pretty much raised them. It was a nice add to the film. I especially loved the "hunting scene" when he gets on his bike in hunting down the baddie dinosaur who is creating a rucus and murdering - yes murdering - other dinos/humans. YES, the damn creature doesn't kill to eat, it is a sociopath & psychopath, it kills for fun and because it can. WHAT THE HECK! 

Oooooooooooooooh the ending was wonderful!!!! I wish I could say, but I can't. But I wanted to stand and applaud. But that would have been awkward bc there were only a handful of people there.

My only complaint was the main girl. I wanted to punch her. >___> You are a terrible aunt. AND you do not deserve Hot Guy. Meeeh.

In the end, this one was of the best films of the year. It did justice as sequel to the original movie. The ending was amazing, the story great, and the acting pretty good. Especially Hot Guy (Owen, I think?). I think I shall stamp this with 5 stars.

Re-watch?: Yes, even tho it give me nightmares.


Blodeuedd said...

Haha, I know srsly! Do not make your own dinos peeps

Melliane said...

I was curious about this one but also very anxious about the movie but I'm glad to see yu had a good time.

Carole Rae said...

B, and be careful what you put in there....

Melliane, maybe wait til it goes to DVD?