Wednesday, November 12

B's Movie Review: Dracula Untold

SUMMARY: As his kingdom is being threatened by the Turks, young prince Vlad Tepes must become a monster feared by his own kingdom in order to obtain the power needed to protect his own family, and the families of his kingdom.
  Gary Shore
  Matt Sazama,  Burk Sharpless,
  Luke Evans,  Dominic Cooper,  Sarah Gadon 

Yum, damn, hottest vampire movie I have ever seen! I am so over vampires, but Dracula is something else...

At first I was all, why ruin the movie with this BS!? Can't you for once tell the story about good old Vlad as he was, without the whole vampire angle. I mean he was a tough SoB, with the whole impaling thing and all. So just tell his story. But hey, what can I say, this was totally worth it.

The movie was about **dreams about sexy Dracula**. Oh I was talking? Right. The Turks wants canon fodder, Dracula is all hell no. And the Turks are all FU. We will kill you all and take the canon fodder we need. And then Dracula is all, shit, what shall I do? Oh I can go visit the creepy cave in the mountains and kill you all!!!!

Yup, that was the story and then they lived happily and unhappily ever after. The real story is there somewhere but mostly is just made up stuff. But like I said before, it's all good. Luke Evans sure makes up for it. He does not show fang a lot, but who needs that. Now to my secret, I like war.  This kind of war. People running at each other with swords. Niiiice. And he was so good at it.

Actors, oh who cares how they good they did. Luke Evans was hot, I did not notice anyone else.

Book Girl of Mur-y-Castell


Blodeuedd said...

Thank you for guesting me and my strange review

Carole Rae said...